Utter Chaos Ch 3: Can I Help you with that?

Vincent woke up the next morning to glare angrily at his morning wood. This was going to be a long week.

“Chaos…” Vincent growled at the demon in his head. “Is this really going to happen every morning? Because that’s very annoying.” Chaos chuckled lowly in the gunman’s head.

“Luckily for me it seems to have affected you first today” Vincent could tell that Chaos was sniggering. Vincent got up out of bed and grabbed his pants, pulling them on and zipping them up, not bothering to button them, he was going to go take a shower and relieve himself; they would be coming off soon anyway.

The nicest bathroom on The Highwind was just a little past Cid’s room in the same hallway. It was technically the captain’s bathroom but Cid had offered it to AVALANCHE for use when they had all been living on and using his airship.

Vincent shoved the shirt that he had taken from Cid’s room the night before under the pillow and made his way out of the room to the bathroom.

As he was walking past Cid’s room he heard his name and turned, expecting to see the captain standing in the doorway ready to greet him good morning, but the door was shut. Vincent turned around to keep going to the bathroom, thinking he must have just made it up, then he heard it again, only this time he was positive about what he had heard but he knew the door was shut and bolted. His curiosity getting the better of him he pressed his ear to the door, or maybe Chaos’s curiosity, the demon was in more control than usual lately.

What Vincent heard made his face heat up in a very dark blush and his arousal tighten. Coming from the other side of the captain’s door were the unmistakable sounds of a man jacking off.

“Oh fuck! Vin! Gods, fuck!” Cid’s voice ground out to the background sounds of a bed creaking and the skin slapping of very fast and hard masturbation.

“Oh really?” Chaos purred in Vincent’s head “I told you if you asked nicely he would fuck you Vince.” Vincent flushed deeper and quickly swept into the bathroom and locked the door.

Once inside the locked room Vincent quickly turned the water on to a nice scalding level and stripped of his pants. Stepping under the water he grabbed his arousal and started jacking. With Chaos whispering naughty little fantasies into his consciousness, he reached for the bottle of Cid’s body wash that was sitting on a shelf in the shower and coated his fingers in it. Vincent took his fingers and moved his hand behind him; the smell of Cid’s body wash had made him even harder. He pushed his fingers inside and moaned with abandon. It took a few seconds to get the right angle in the position he was in but when he did it was explosive.

“Fuck! Oh gods Cid! Ahh! Ahh! Harder! Please! Fuuuu~uuuck! Cid, oh gods!” Vincent was screaming as he jacked harder and was supplied with dirty imagery provided by Chaos’s goading.

Meanwhile Cid was in his room wiping off with a dirty shirt that needed to be washed anyway, he threw the shirt on a pile that he swore had already had a dirty shirt on the top of it. He searched around for a clean pair of pants and found a pair of khaki cargos that didn’t smell too bad and put them on. He grabbed the cigarette pack on his desk and lit one up. Leaving his room, Cid made his way to the kitchen mumbling something that sounded mysteriously like “need some goddamn, fuckin’ tea.” and idly scratching his stomach.

Cid was walking up to the bathroom, he had heard the water go on earlier, the pipe valves were really close to where the head of his bed was. He knew it was Vincent; Barret didn’t like the showers on the Highwind for some strange reason.

The imagery of Vincent wet and naked entered Cid’s mind and he looked down at his crotch and told it to shut the hell up. But as he was passing the bathroom he heard something that sounded like more than just water.

“The fuck? Does he, like, sing in the shower or something?” Cid wondered out loud and couldn’t help sniggering at the imagery of Vincent singing in the shower. But as the airship captain got closer to the door he heard Vincent’s voice calling out.

“Ahh! Ahh! Harder! Please! Fuuuu~uuuck! Cid, oh gods!” Cid quickly backed away from the door, shocked and now feeling pretty awkward. He quickly made his way to the small little kitchen on the ship to make himself some tea and think; maybe he had a chance with Vincent after all, Shera had always told him to just go for it, she was convinced the dark and brooding gunman had the hots for Cid.

About a half an hour later Vincent made his way to the kitchen, fully clothed in his shirt and pants. Cid and Barret sat at the little table amiably talking about something noncommittal like the weather or their thoughts on which is cuter, chocobos or moogles. Vincent nodded in acknowledgement then quickly turned to busy himself with finding a tea he liked in the mess known as Cid’s tea collection. Vincent was blushing furiously and was very glad for the cover of his hair, Cid had flashed one of his brightest smiles and was sitting at the table in nothing more than a pair of pants that were riding dangerously low on the pilot’s hips. Vincent found a tea that would suit him and made it seem as if he was still looking for one while he got his blushing under control. After pouring hot water into one of Cid’s very chipped mugs he sat at the table with the two.

“…An’ it won’t work and that’s really pissing me off. I can’t even figure out what’s wrong with the goddamn thing!” Vincent figured Cid was talking about something on the ship; since Cid had rebuilt the Highwind, mark II, the ship’s heating and cooling system kept breaking and it was really annoying the captain. The conversation went on like that for a little while; Vincent and Barret offering different solutions, it seemed like Cid had tried every single one of their ideas. The conversation dwindled down and Barret got up and put his mug in the sink.

“I think I’m gonna stay in Midgar for a bit and visit Marlene, I haven’t been around for a while.” Cid got up and walked with Barret to the exit.

“Tell Cloud and Tifa that I say ‘hi’ and ‘thanks for the invite’. I’ve got to get back to Rocket Town soon, I told Shera I would be back soon and she’ll get worried and pissed of if I’m not.” Barret laughed and the two waved bye and the gun-armed man was on his way back to Seventh Heaven.

Cid made his way back to the kitchen where Vincent was getting a second cup of tea. The pilot sat down, followed closely by Vincent, the two fell into a silence that would have normally been comfortable but was infinitely awkward this morning. Cid cleared his throat.

“Soooo” Cid tried to start conversation but trailed off. Vincent made a small noise of acknowledgement and stared down at his tea. Cid was staring at the man in front of him, Vincent was hiding behind his hair and wasn’t making eye contact, which usually meant the gunman was in one of his angsty, depressed moods, but Vincent had been happily conversing with him and Barret just a few minutes ago. Cid decided to ask about what the hell he had been doing in the bar yesterday.

“So Vinny, what the crap were ya doin’ in the bar bathroom yesterday. I know ya weren’t sick or nothin’.” Vincent hid even farther behind his hair but Cid had seen a bit of his face before Vincent hid it and he was pretty positive he had seen a blush forming on the gunman’s cheeks.

“Seriously Vin, what’s wrong with you lately? I mean you usually aren’t this shy around me, y’know.” Vincent nodded but didn’t answer Cid’s question, the close proximity of Cid in no shirt was making it hard for Vincent to concentrate; not to mention that Chaos was making lewd comments again.

“I mean it Vincent, what the hell is wrong, I wanna help if I can.” Cid was getting a little worried, something must actually be wrong for Vincent to be this reserved when its just the two of them. Cid liked to think that he and Vincent were close, at least it usually seemed that way.
While Cid was busy worrying about Vincent, the gunman was trying to ignore, to no luck, the voice in his head.

“Vincent! Come on, just tell him, tell him you’ll take his help, come ooooon!” Chaos was pestering.

“He has no idea what he just meant by offering us help, Chaos!” Vincent shot back mentally.

“Who cares if he knows that ‘help’ means screwing you senseless or not!? We know that he wants to screw you senseless, so let him already!” the heat had hit Chaos full on by now and it was getting bad.

Vincent had been quiet and fidgeting for a few minutes now and Cid was more worried than before. Vincent’s hair had slipped away from his face and Cid could see his face and the full blush that was covering the gunman’s cheeks.

“Vincent?” Cid asked tentatively and the dark haired man jumped a little in his seat and made eye contact with Cid for the first time since the pilot came back in the room.

“I, um,” Vincent started to say some cover up but he couldn’t come up with anything to say other than “Chaos is in heat and it effects me really badly, please fuck me now?” and Vincent really didn’t want to say that.

Cid sighed; “just freaking go for it” he heard Shera’s voice nagging him in his mind. “She’s right,” he said to himself. Vincent gave him a quizzical look and Cid smiled at him.

“I heard you in the bathroom.” Vincent’s whole face flushed. Cid quickly kept talking, “You don’t have to say anything or nothin’, but if you really, actually feel that way I don’t mind in the slightest. I guess what I’m tryin’ to say is that offer to stay with me in Rocket Town is still open if you know what I mean. Uhh, so yeah, I wouldn’t mind being uh, together and stuff. So yeah, you can think about that if you want, I gotta go get a shirt on and get this ship up and running to get back home, you can stay or go or whatever.” Cid got up from his seat and stared at Vincent for a few minutes, the gunman seemed to be in shock so Cid left to get dressed and kick start his ship into life.

As Cid was getting dressed and readying The Highwind Vincent was sitting in the little ship’s kitchen, trying to convince himself that this was real and that it was ok to do this. He had been living alone so long and had been repenting for the sins he felt he had committed all those years ago that the thought of actually being with someone again was a bit scary. True, he had, had feelings for Cid for a while now and he knew that the pilot was a good man and that he could also fend for himself, he knew, from visiting Cid occasionally, that Rocket Town was a nice place and the people were nice to him. But he was still a little scared.
Chaos was surprisingly quiet during Vincent’s self convincing, despite the fact that he really wanted to just yell “Go fucking say ‘yes’ to him already, its not like Lucretia is getting any less dead!” but even he knew that was a bit too insensitive and the demon bit his tongue.

Vincent got up from his chair to find Cid, if this was going to happen he needed to set some ground rules and make sure the captain would follow them. Vincent found Cid at the helm, messing with some switches and cursing under his breath.

“Cid.” Vincent said quietly, to get the pilot’s attention. Cid turned around and was about to say something before Vincent stopped him with a hand gesture. “I would like to accept your offer but there are some things you need to know first. One, I will never be completely over what happened to me all those years ago and you need to be ok with that. Two, I’m very possessive and if you ever deviate from me I will hurt you and whoever is taking you from me, although I don’t really see that happening. Three, sometimes I need to be off on my own, it doesn’t mean I’m mad at you or that I don’t want to be with you anymore, but if I’m gone for more than two days without telling you where I’m going you may need to start worrying, although you might have already known that. Four, I don’t think Moogles are cute, they scare the crap out of me, don’t laugh. And five, every four years Chaos goes into heat one week out of the year, and this week is his week.”

Cid stared at Vincent. “Wait, what?”

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it seems kinda silly to post this here since no one really reads anything of mine on here but i have a fic that is kinda set in this universe but later on.......so i felt kinda like i should post this here too....because the one later in this universe has lesbians and OCs so i cant post it on Y and it seems kinda silly to post an almost pure OC fic on AFF :/